I have some questions for the people of Illinois. First of all, why are all of you on I-94 in Michigan every weekend? Are there any of you left in the state of Illinois? Why are there so many of you? Where are you going? And can't you carpool or something? This is loosely related to my next question. Have any of you ever heard of cruise control? It's this nifty little invention that helps you keep an even speed. If a car comes like a bat out of hell from behind me, I can usually rest assured it's someone from Illinois. And when I gain quickly on a car (which refuses to get out of the left lane, of course), I can usually rest assured that it's that same car that just flew at me going Mach 5. And I have on cruise. So it's you, not me. If you insist on invading Michigan every weekend, can't you at least try to be decent drivers?

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Posted by blueostrich at 10:44 PM
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