Thursday, January 12

The Dog Ate It

She made me do it.
It's, uh, not mine.
I have a flat tire.

Classic excuses. But how about we try this one:
I can't be at work this morning because the house across the street is on fire and one of the fire trucks is parked in my driveway.

No. Really.

I'm late.

Posted by blueostrich at 8:49 AM
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