So every February my "nerd school" high school emails all of us asking for a life update to post online. It's part of some class on web page design. The life updates get posted and validate that I really went to school with a bunch of nerds. People are getting their advanced degrees in advanced quantum mechanics and writing their thesis on the "Single Molecules Approach to Study Neuronal Pathfinding." People find neuronal pathfinding interesting enough to write a really long paper on? So the email comes out. And every year I ignore it. I am "no information available." This year, though, I'm thinking of replying.

J recently left a rewarding career with P&G to pursue her true passion, haute couture fashion. She has recently joined a well-reputed fashion house as an apprentice designer in her favorite city in the world, New York. She makes frequent trips to Paris and Tokyo and maintains a second residence in Milan. She travels the world with her two beloved chihauhaus, Audrey Hepburn and Liz Taylor. When not enthralled by the world of high fashion, she spends her time relaxing on the beach with her fiance Clint, the lead meterologist for The Weather Channel. J and Clint are planning a Morroccan themed, Spring 2007 wedding.

Interesting... I think the "rewarding career with P&G" might be the biggest lie in there.......

And oh, the milk goes in the fridge and the cereal goes in the cupboard, not the other way around. And if you're trying to turn on the stereo in the kitchen, you don't need either the phone or the microwave.... (Yeah, this from a nerd school graduate...)

SOTD: Will Hoge, King of Grey

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