So I have further proof that I live in the sticks. On the way to work this morning, I heard gunshots. So either it's the opening day of gun season in the sticks, or I live in the ghetto.

Actually, maybe the ghetto. Yesterday, while I was at the mall getting a pedicure with my boss (during business hours, no less), some dude robbed a clerk at JC Penney at gunpoint. Why JC Penney, you ask? Probably because it's the nicest store in this mall. This is a mall that doesn't even have a Gap. I bet you didn't even know they made malls without a Gap, did you?

In other news, I want a garage. My car has never even seen the inside of a garage. I think it would enjoy that. All warm and cozy. It's like one of those poor dogs that never gets let inside. And I think I would enjoy that too. The scraping and defrosting and all that crap has begun. Ick. I like winter I just don't like it on my car first thing in the morning. I do have a request for car-maker people though. I think they should come up with a better way to defrost the front windshield. Better than blowing hot air on it. The rear windshield defrosts so much faster, with its little wires or whatever those are in the glass. Can't you make those clear and do the same thing in the front? I mean, this is the new millennium. Certainly those can be made clear. Or something. There has to be a better way.

And I'm not telling you why (yet) but I would like you all to please cross your fingers until I give further notice. Crossing of toes would also be appreciated. It might make typing or whatever difficult, but face it, you weren't that good of a typer anyways.

Okie dokie. That's all.

Posted by blueostrich at 1:30 PM
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