There were three old men in Speedos at the pool. I'm talking the 65+ crowd. And itty bitty Speedos. It was not a pretty sight. Apparently it's Speedo Sunday or something. I'm fairly traumatized. I'm thinking there should be some sort of committee that issues permits for that sort of thing. That and spandex. Male? No Speedo for you. Unfortunate bulges to your physique? No spandex for you. I mean, I applaud that these folks are getting in shape. But must you do it in something quite so.... so... stretchy? It's not that I am a rock hard body. But I steer clear of the spandex. It's a courtesy to your fellow humans really. And so a plea to the three old men at the pool and the one rather.... robust.... lady in the spandex shorts and sportsbra on the treadmill -- please, no more. Leave the lycra at home.

SOTD: U2, Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses

Posted by blueostrich at 4:06 PM
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